Abandoned Asylum: Sock Therapy

Welcome to the abandoned asylum, where the only therapy we offer is for your missing socks. It's a real thing, trust us.

Our sock therapists are trained in the ancient art of finding the perfect mate. They'll do their best to reunite you with the ones that got away, but no promises.

Side effects of our therapy may include:

• Excessive happiness
• Unrelenting despair

We also offer a range of services, including:

• Sock matching parties
• Sock puppet therapy
• Sock drawer organization consultations